Kelly Asbury (b: Beaumont, TX 1/15/60) is not a ventriloquist, but he did write a book about them called DUMMY DAYS – AMERICA’S FAVORITE VENTRILOQUISTS FROM RADIO AND EARLY TV (Angel City Press 2003). That’s why, since 2004, he has been on the Vent Haven Museum’s Board of Advisors. To make money, Asbury directs animated movies, like GNOMEO AND JULIET (2011) and SHREK 2 (2004), among others. He also draws, paints, writes and is a voice actor. His life’s dream is to discover a way to do nothing except have fun.